May 2009
4 posts
new york city?!?!
sam: haha, sorry to miss out on the VIP treatment.
me: you probably wouldve got a ZJ, just throwin it out there
sam: whoa. what's a ZJ?
me: if you dont know, you probably cant afford it
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
23 posts
For the truth about men and women in awkward but... →
the truth about men and women (in gchat format)
Jessie: sorry i guess i am being sort of evasive with your questions haha
me: no it's fair
Jessie: i guess all i can say in response to your question is that things can change over time.
me: i don't expect you to show me your cards
you are a woman after all
Jessie: true story
me: doesn't mean i can't ask to see them
i am a man after all
Jessie: also true
The Story of Frankenstein (long overdue)
I’ve had better luck at yard sales than thrift stores. The Salvation Army has been a constant source of awesome t-shirts for me over the years, and recently I did pick up some stereo equipment for a total of 25 big ones. I will have to tell you the story of Frankenstein. You have to see it to believe it, I was coming home from the gym and saw a sign for a yard sale. I had a feeling there...
Reactions to: OMG MY OLD LADY COWORKER BRUSHED HER...
LN: Im eating lunch over here
jese!
Emily: OH MY GOD WHYYYYY
like, the ointment??
oh man
J: hahahahahhaha
DR: whyyy?
Jen: What what what oh my god lol Wtf
February 2009
2 posts
a list of complaints I have today
my chest muscles hurt from lifting
i want an ice cream sandwich
i want a blueberry muffin
no one is talking to me on gmail
my neck and back hurt a little bit
i have too much shit to do at work
the senior home below my office is playing piano too loud
the senior home below my office has a singer who sings too loud
the singer at the senior home sounds like The Count from Sesame Street
more...
My First Sales Call Post
this is just the end part of the call..
Me: So yeah, I just wanted to email you some information and we could go from there.
Bitch: No, you could just fax it to me.
Me: We don't really have any faxable information, we're trying to go green.
Bitch: Well, what were you going to email?
Me: Well...I mean yeah I could *print* what I was going to email and waste the paper...
Bitch (interrupting me): ...yeah waste the paper and fax it to (619) 231-0712
Yes that really happened. And yes, that's her real fax number.
January 2009
43 posts
Question of the Day
LN: question:
do you think Shakira is a smokin' hot betty
Me (in my mind): This has to be a trick question...
I got 23 problems but a b*tch ain't one (hit me)
me: You down w Dr. P?
Night Mere: i'm down with opp
me: yeah, I know you
I was talkin about Dr. Pepper
he's got 23 flavors up in this biatch
Night Mere: yeah, not so much down with him
ever since he got the 23rd flavor he's been acting like he's better than everyone else
me: yeah apparently the 23rd flavor was arrogance
Night Mere: i think so
seinfeld-y thought
I’m eating my grapefruit this morning, not with a spoon, but in slices with my hands. Which sounds somewhat ridiculous, but can you imagine someone eating an orange, cut in half, with a spoon?! What’s?! The deal?! With that?!?!
6o is jumpin off
jen: cool i like your site
OOOOOO: nice, thanks
OOOOOO: i switch the style pretty often in terms of what i put on there
jen: awesome
jen: im saving it on my favorits
OOOOOO: sweet
OOOOOO: you are officially my 4 1/2th fan
jen: love thissssssssssss
He's Bringing The Rukus
ed209:
Giorgio is killing it right now.
Word.
